Can I rant for a second?
So I was talking to my friend the other day (who’s still a virgin, btw) and we were talking about “the first time” and blah blah blah. If you ask me, the first time always sucks. You don’t know what you’re doing, you don’t know where to look, you don’t know anything. Unless you’re some phenomenal sex god from watching all that porn as a teenager, you’re gonna suck in bed. You’re first time isn’t rainbows and fucking unicorns. No. There’s not going to be fireworks and cuddling and happiness. The person you have sex with first is going to be a dick and not make it any more special then the next person you have sex with. So if you ask me, the only way it’s going to make it “special” is if you do it with someone that actually matters and gives a shit.
Just saying.