Can I rant for a second?
So I was talking to my friend the other day (who’s still a virgin, btw) and we were talking about “the first time” and blah blah blah. If you ask me, the first time always sucks. You don’t know what you’re doing, you don’t know where to look, you don’t know anything. Unless you’re some phenomenal sex god from watching all that porn as a teenager, you’re gonna suck in bed. You’re first time isn’t rainbows and fucking unicorns. No. There’s not going to be fireworks and cuddling and happiness. The person you have sex with first is going to be a dick and not make it any more special then the next person you have sex with. So if you ask me, the only way it’s going to make it “special” is if you do it with someone that actually matters and gives a shit.
hellogoodbye .. why are you taking over my itunes right now? the last THREE songs were you & it’s on shuffle… what even…
My dad ate ALL of my nutella.
Is he serious?
I can even -__-
1) I know everyone is Cali is like “oh suck it up east coast we get this shit all the time, it’s nothing major!” FOR YOU, it isnt. Your houses, your buildings, your everything is build to last through 12.76 earthquakes. Here on the east coast, yeah things are inspected “just in case” something like that should happen, which it never does. Sorry if we freaked out a little more than you people would because we don’t know how to react to things like that. We don’t know what it feels like to have our entire fucking house shake and not know what it was or what to expect next.
2) Along the same lines, Florida/Bahamas. You are one tough motherfucker to go through Category 7 hurricanes. Sure the damage is devastating, I completely understand that. But when the northern east coast hears that we’re going to get fucking PUMMELED by 100mph winds and so much rain we don’t know what to do with, yeah we’re gonna react a little more even though it’s probably not that serious. Again, your everything is build so it can go through all of that and more than likely come out in one piece… Ours isn’t.
So can all the other states please shut the fuck up and leave us in our state of panic until we realize that this all isn’t that serious? We don’t need your input. I’m sure we all realize how badly we’re overreacting. Okay, that is all.
just went though old pictures on my computer;
1) I need to get my fatass in shape again. Strict diet starts ….. NOW.
2) I fucking miss when everything was so carefree. I have so many pictures that me/my friends look like shit in and those were the ones that we used to put on MySpace and not worry about what other people thought. Nowadays, I feel like I can’t even put a picture on fb without being judged for it. It made me realize how fucked society is and how much it has changed over the last few years. It sucks so bad, but it is what it is …
boyfriend went to work and now I ACTUALLY have to clean my room …….
Shit that pisses me off. Go back to fucking myspace if you’re going to bring your retarded scene names onto Facebook. No one wants to see that, and when they do, they all say the same exact thing I am. You’re twenty years old. You’re a joke. What. The. Fuck.
I literally have never given a fuck, will never give a fuck and won’t ever give a fuck about shark week.
Today was the first time you called me in two months and it was the first time I was disgusted to see your name pop up on my phone. I’m finally over you and that alone makes me happy. I’m so much better off without you anyway. I’m happy now, so from this moment forward, I’m not letting you get in the way. Fuck you. Eat shit & die :) goodnight.
Dear cleaning people: I would really appreciate it if you didn’t wake me up so early and not clean the bathrooms first because now I gotta pee really bad. For your own sake, I hope you don’t take long or else you’ll be cleaning my pee off of the floor.